Weekend Planning

Attached is a copy of an email I sent to my friends warning them that I would not be available this weekend...

I'm sorry, but you will be losing me to football Saturday night. The Eagles vs Cowgirls is scheduled for 8pm. Since the Eagles will be winning the Super Bowl (hope springs eternal) there will be other weekend schedule conflicts over the next several weeks. I may desire to watch the other games as well. I will attempt to pry myself from the TV as much as possible.

Exception Clauses:

- In the unfortunate and unlikely event that the Eagles lose, I will be a lot less interested in football.

- If the universe decides to crap on me and the Cowgirls (that's right, it wasn't a typo) were to make it to the super bowl, no one is permitted to mention the word football again until June...maybe August.