Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Does this make the devil a toaster?

"Without the Bread of Life We Are Toast!"
Quoted from the front sign of my local Freewill Baptist Church

Alternative Post Titles:
- Things I dare my sister to say in a sermon.
- Butter me up because I'm goin' straight to hell!
- What unspeakable things do I have to do to become French Toast?
- Ooooo...I have to worship there next Sunday!
- But I'm on a Gluten-Free diet!

Frankly, I should have hired the guy who writes Overheard in Philly to come up with a better title...oh well...

1 comment:

christine mtm said...

i'll do my best to try and fit it in somewhere.