Reasons to consider buying a tankless water heater

If you thought this would be some kind of eco-friendly analysis about tankless water heaters, you're wrong...

The real reason to consider a tankless water heater is to avoid being woken up at 6:45AM by being told that the hot water heater is off. Thus requiring you to kneel on the cold garage floor at 6:50AM trying to read the pilot restart instructions. I mean, what's the rush? It's not like there will be hot water for a good 30-40 minutes.

Of course, by this same logic, I should also consider getting Slick a gym membership.