Don't Fence Me In

As the doom-sayers, bigots, hypocrites and nationalistic stupid-heads rush to build a fence around this country, please keep the following in mind.

Border fence a dead end for wildlife?

And while we are on the subject of protecting our nation versus the environment, why is it that our government expounds on anti-monopolies, anti-socialism, and free-market development, but can't possibly raise fuel-economy standards because it would hurt the big-three automakers. Hello?!? Do you remember the 80's when we were told that it was un-American to buy anything but American cars? Well, new plan! Until our car companies shape up, don't buy American! SIGH!!!

And since even the evil empire known as Walmart is experimenting with a sustainability program, let's talk about our own homes. Have you changed your light bulbs yet? I haven't, but I'm researching the best bulb choices. To make sure you aren't getting lighting you'll hate, make sure to buy "soft white" CFLs. Regular ones do not have a sufficient light spectrum for things like reading or color coordinating your clothing.

I've tried to be a nice little moderate. I've tried to see both sides of the issues. Well, screw it! I'm tired of lying to myself. From now on, I'm a tree-huggin' peace-nick on a mission from God to tell all the Right-wingers that they backed the wrong team!

Privative screw-heads!