Remember when I said I wouldn't post again today...I lied. - Done to voice of Arnold "Commando" Schwarzenegger
So, some nut-job is doing an animated Ten Commandments in a frighteningly similar style to the recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. That, by itself has the burning bush up in flames. Then I saw the casting.
scene: LRNs with gaping mouth of shock and confusion.
Christian "Fuck me, they cleared it!" Slater is Moses?!? I don't mean to type-cast him, but Kuffs? Will Scarlett from the Kevin "can't talk with an English accent" Costner's Robin Hood? Has he actually done anything noteworthy since "Pump Up the Volume?" It could be the best animated Bible movie of all time, but all I can see is Moses saying, "Fuck me, it parted!"
OK, OK...deep breath. Who else is in this movie? Sir Ben Kingsley. OK, he's good. I've seen Gandi. Of course, I've also seen about 5 minutes of Blood Rayne...5 minutes I can never get back!
So, Sir Kingsley is the Narrator. And God is...
Elliott Gould?!? Reuben Tishkoff? Reuben's taking a break from bad casino deals and scams with Ocean to lend his voice to God?
Could this be a sign of the apocalypses? I sure hope so. I really don't want to be around when Sunday School classes start screening the DvD.
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